hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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