Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
tell me about the fingering
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