Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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