im about as happy as oj after his trial
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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