i will never coherently bang her
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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