Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
no, he came in my armpit
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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