Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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