So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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