no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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