I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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