Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
