I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just want to make out with him forever
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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