ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Im part way to drunk.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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