Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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