Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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