therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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