so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
