I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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