He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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