worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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