This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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