I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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