He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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