I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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