I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Houston, we have a blender
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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