the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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