I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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