at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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