It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
