question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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