That's intense
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Randomize
