We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
