if i died would you start the facebook group?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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