So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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