he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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