just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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