UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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