i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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