But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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