bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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