32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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