you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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