In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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