we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Even my vagina gasped.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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