**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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