I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
