the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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