Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
