Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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