grandma shit on top of the toilet
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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